Well, look who strutted into town. It’s Bloom County’s cool (only in his own mind) Steve Dallas. He’s the dude women despise—or, at best, tolerate, due to his aggressive womanizing and male chauvinism.
The only friend Steve has is Opus the Penguin, who, for some reason, actually idolizes the despicable and unscrupulous lawyer. Little does Opus realize, he is being manipulated by Steve into doing his dirty work for him. Still, Opus idolizes the low-life.
There is nothing good to say about this guy who is actually (and, unfortunately) based on a real person. Bloom County’s creator, Berkeley Breathed, once said, “Steve Dallas… a frat-boy lawyer who I knew in school. He’s never written me. I suspect he was shot by an annoyed girlfriend, which save me many legal fees.”
In the early days of Bloom County, Steve Dallas would frequently hit on schoolteacher Bobbi Harlow. They dated briefly, but she left him for Cutter John, and Steve was never able to win her back. He tried to make Bobbi jealous by dating her dimwitted cousin, Quiche Lorraine, but it didn’t work.
Politically, Steve is ultra-conservative. During his teenage years, he read conservative books such as William Buckley’s, God and Man at Yale. Later, during the Reagan era, he said, “Haig and the generals should run Reagan and his liberal pack right out of the White House.”
As a lawyer, the reprehensible jerk defended psychotic and obviously guilty criminals and murderers, much to his overbearing mother’s chagrin.
Hmmm. I have never read Bloom County, but the more I learn about Steve Dallas, the more he sounds like our recent past POTUS—all except the lawyer part. Although, if our past POTUS had been a lawyer, he surely would have taken on a similar clientele.
This is where I’ll take a pass on any more research on Steve Dallas. NEXT!
This is F**king hilarious! I want to shake the hand of the person who is doing this.
I know! It’s a hoot!!