Yesterday, it was a toucan, and today, it’s a penguin! Opus is visiting us from Bloom County. I guess the Falkland Islands Brit needed a bit of a getaway and found our Sun City Peachtree community a pleasant place to kick back, after his long trip across the pond.
Opus must be exhausted! Although penguins can swim up to 15 mph, their average speed is 5 to 6 mph. After the long swim from the Falklands, he would have come ashore somewhere along Florida’s panhandle, and then walked the rest of the way to Griffin, Georgia. At 1.7 mph average walking speed, that was a very, VERY long commute. Perhaps he hitched a ride.
I wonder if Opus was searching for an adoptive family along the way. He got separated from his mom at a young age, so he has been searching for a mother figure ever since.
One thing for certain; he sure showed up here looking spiffy with his trademark bow tie. (Although, he switches it up to a neck tie when he runs for public office.)
Opus is quite the well-rounded character, having worked a variety of jobs throughout his career. He was a legal secretary, a tuba player in a heavy metal rock band (“Deathtongue”, later renamed “Billy and the Boingers”), a newspaper personals editor, lifestyle columnist, comic strip writer, farmer, garbageman, cartoonist, and a vice presidential candidate on the National Radical Meadow Party ticket. Whew! That’s a lot of jobs!
Unfortunately, though, the money Opus earned from those jobs didn’t last long, because he just couldn’t resist buying goods from those infotainment commercials. Oh well, at least he won’t go hungry. He has a very nice and healthy selection of fruit he brought with him; and, if he gets thirsty, the golf course pond is just up the street.
Hey! I have an idea! Sun City’s indoor pool water is saline, so perhaps Opus would want to join me for a swim tomorrow morning! I sure wouldn’t challenge him to a race, though!